Heaven and Stuff
"The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass." – Revelation 1:1
Stop, Seriously, You're Killing Me
"The hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction; and He smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had hemorrhoids in their secret parts." – 1 Samuel 5:9
Hell Yeah!
"But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." – Revelations 21:8
Oldies but Goodies
"And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians." – 2 Chronicles 16:12
